It Almost seems Liberating in a way

Updated: Feb 3

I ASKED MY FRIEND A QUESTION WHILE VISITING THE OTHER DAY. SEE, SHE MADE ME A COFFEE WHILE I STOOD IN HER HALLWAY. SHE YELLED FROM THE LIVINGROOM FOR ME TO SIT AT THE KITCHEN TABLE AND DRINK MY COFFEE. WHILE I SAT WONDERING WHEN SHE WAS COMING IN TO SOCIALIZE. I REALIZED SHE DEMANDED I WORE A MASK DURING OUR VISIT. HERE I AM VISITING MY FRIEND, YELLING ACROSS THE HOUSE THROUGH MUFFLED MASKS, AND UNABLE TO SIP MY COFFEE OR EAT THE PASTRIES SHE LEFT OUT. I ASKED HER ABOUT THIS. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE SAID. I'M NOT SURE SHE UNDERSTOOD ME EITHER.

BEFORE I LEFT I TOOK THE MASK OFF AND WROTE A NOTE ON IT.

IT WOULD BE RUDE IF I DID OTHERWISE.

I WROTE 'DEAR SALLY, ALL THOSE YEARS MAKING FUN OF MY SO-CALLED THEORIES, HAVE I EVER PUT YOU THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS?'


NOW LOOK WHOSE CRAZY.

HAHAHA,

SINCERELY,

A COMPETENT CONSPIRACY THEORIST. (TRUTHER)


PS: There is no pandemic, Join the world again.


You are so paranoid!



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